A Big Dumb Cup of My Own

I made some off-hand remarks about a willingness to drink water from a Stanley cup, so naturally I got a surprise gift from my wife.

Why wouldn’t it be from the Barbie x Stanley Collection?

The Western Ken model is tasteful and classy, like me.

And it blends in seamlessly to the truck’s cupholders.

My hydration situation has been improved immeasurably. And holy shit is this thing heavy when it’s full of water.